Tuesday morning text message exchange with my mother:
Mom 8:51am: Sophie just ate a juicy mouthfull of someone else's diarrhea. She stinks. Any suggestions? I can't find the doggie toothbrushes. Help.
8:53: I would just use a regular toothbrush. The dog toothpaste should be in the med cabinet. Tell her she is gross.
9:06: I misread and used Crest. Is that bad?
9:23: Oh lord, mother.
I drove Fire the stud dog back to PA yesterday. He didn't fit in my car very easily and spent the entire journey trying to get comfortable. Stay tuned for Fire x Blondie babies in about 9 weeks! During my journey, I learned that PA radio bleeps out the word "sex" from songs. America is so weird.
ABC aired the video about Rose and ECAD last night. Check it out: