Pauly's Baby

Pauly kisses his baby

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Calm down, Pauly is not pregnant.  That's not even possible, duh!  Though he does have a new baby.  And it has 8 legs.  And he loooooooves it (something we can't forget to tease him about).  His baby doesn't have a name, we just call it "Pauly's baby" and it makes a wide variety of noises, all of which Pauly finds thrilling and escalate his interactions with his baby to sillier and sillier levels.  And for the first time in his life, Pauly loves his baby so much that he's resisting his primal, labrador, demolition urge and the baby has remained intact for 2 full weeks.  Survival of the fittest.